the victory shimmy is my favorite bit
An inmate serving a life sentence for molesting and murdering a 10-year-old girl named Katie was forcibly tattooed across the forehead by a fellow prisoner with the words “KATIE’S REVENGE”
It makes me sleep better at night knowing sick bastards with short eyes aren’t even safe in prison
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys nigrinoda.
they are in the low risk list, therefore, not endangered.
Punks not as almost dead as we thought.
and all I can think is “oh shit, thank god my parents didn’t indoctrinate me that intensely, I can only imagine what a hardcore atheistic fuck-the-police attitude that would have given me.” I mean, I’m not great as offspring goes, what with the drugs and distrust of authority and disdain for organized religion, and I got to stop doing organized religion when i was like 16 so…. what would being an altar boy have turned me into?
Have some fucking fun with your life shithead. When you’re young and full of cum you aren’t fucking supposed to care about fucking anything."
Words of wisdom from the senior citizens at work
something to think about I guess, gotta love old people